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September 12, 2012 · Pinned post ·
THE OFFICIAL COMEBACK NOBODY ASKED FOR.

SWAG IS BACK.

Unfortunately.
you just had to be there.Uploaded from the good timeline.

The internet peaked in 2012. We're taking it back.

6,942 people are making this their personality.
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12 minutes ago ·
In a relationship with META.

It's complicated. But the rewards aren't.

SWAG ♥ META
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18 minutes ago ·

YOLO

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From the archives · Reposted ·

the fit went triple platinum on tumblr

Denim. Red jeans. Snapback. Repeat.Image source ↗
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25 minutes ago ·

Like this status and I'll rate you /10 x

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28 minutes ago ·

take me back :( best summer with the best people <3

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32 minutes ago ·

Can't believe it's Monday tomorrow -.-

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38 minutes ago · Sent from Facebook for BlackBerry ·

mum said I can't go out tonight fml

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From the archives · Reposted ·

a second snapback on the belt loop. emergency swag.

One hat was never enough.Image source ↗
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54 minutes ago ·

KEEP
CALM
AND
BUY
$SWAG
“Live.
Laugh.
SWAG.— Albert Einstein, probably

Print this. Put it on your bedroom wall. Ruin the deposit.

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46 minutes ago ·

Like for a TBH x

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53 minutes ago ·

Like if ur awake. 3:47am crew where u at :L

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September 12, 2012 ·

$SWAG was born.

The newest addition to your questionable decisions.

Ticker
$SWAG
Paired reward
META ♥ relationship goals
Contract
[CONTRACT ADDRESS]
Robinhood
X

Launch details and reward terms pending. Placeholder links are not live trading links.

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60 minutes ago ·

Born too late to explore the earth. Born too early to explore the universe. Born just in time to wear shutter shades.

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From the archives · Reposted ·

bow tie. denim vest. obey hat. mum said dress nice.

Business casual. But make it SWAG.Image source ↗
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67 minutes ago ·

new BBM pin 28F4SW4G add me!! don't broadcast it tho

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42 minutes ago ·
SEP122012

THE RETURN OF SWAG

Hosted by The Internet

Location: 2012

Dress code: absolutely no taste.
6,942 going
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74 minutes ago ·

Just got 1,000,000 on Temple Run. Put that on my CV. #LikeABoss

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81 minutes ago ·

If you can’t handle me at my Bebo, you don’t deserve me at my Tumblr.

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2 hours ago ·
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SWAG NEVER DIED
YOU JUST GREW UP

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share if u remember real music

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88 minutes ago ·

DO THE HARLEM SHAKE *entire classroom gets detention*

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From the archives · Reposted ·

if your hat and shirt didn’t match what were you even doing

The Tumblr dashboard starter pack.Image source ↗
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95 minutes ago ·

instagram was better when everything looked like it had been left in tea

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3 hours ago ·
ME: I'M OVER MY SWAG PHASE.( •_•)
ALSO ME, 0.3 SECONDS LATER:(⌐■_■)Y U NO BUY $SWAG
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102 minutes ago ·

sent her a <3 and she replied ‘thanks’ Forever Alone.

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109 minutes ago ·

ask.fm link in bio. no hate pls x

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116 minutes ago ·

Vine is going to last forever. calling it now.

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